Time & Steps

In times of gloom
Or in times of joy
Time doesn’t pause
Time isn’t coy

Reality strikes
Time and again
Life has and will
Continue to bargain

Not for survival
Not for salvation
He who’s Solomon
Will perform the action

May the trouble
Despite delight
Light up our souls
To wake and fight

He shall fail
But then will win
He who listens to
His voice within

One day of success
One day of fame
Till then what matters
Is to play the game

Live it & continue to live…

The mallu facts:-

(An unoffensive jest – With all due respect to the South Indian Community)

1) What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called?
    IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
    In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
    He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
    To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
    To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
    He zimbly jembd oud of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
    MOON – Yem Woh, yet yanother Woh and Yen. 

8) What is a Malayali management graduate called?
    Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
    He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
      An Oto.

11) Where does he pray?
      In a Temble, Charch or a Maask.

12) Who is Bruce Lee’s best friend?
      A Malaya-Lee of goarse.

13) Name the yonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don’t werk hard?
      Kerala.

Sharing what I found somewhere

THE NEW JOB-LINGO

“JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY”: We have no time to train you.

“CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE”: We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

“MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED”: You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

“SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED”: Some time each night and some time each weekend.

“DUTIES WILL VARY”: Anyone in the office can boss you around.

“MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL”: We have no quality control.

SOME MORE INTELLECT

The first thing to know about a survival situation. Is not get into a survival situation.
——– D. Guthrie

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.
——– Jackie Gleason

I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
——– Carol Leifer

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
——– Rita Rudner

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
——– Fred Allen

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
——- Johnny Carson

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron.
——- George Carlin

Don’t spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt; donate it to the salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it and put it on a hanger and next morning you can buy it back for seventy-five cents.
——- William Coronel

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

——- Anonymous

Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

——- Anonymous

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather…Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

——- Anonymous

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

——- Anonymous

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

——- Anonymous

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

——- Anonymous

i souport publik edekasion.

——- Anonymous

Zaroori hai…

Kathin hai raaste magar, chalna zaroori hai
Lamba hai safar magar, tey karna zaroori hai

Apne sapno ko aankhon mein basaaye rakhunga
Aaj inme nami hai to kya hua, kal uska jharna zaroori hai

Hausle hil jaate hai raahon mein aksar
Par gir kar uthne ke liye, girna zaroori hai

Raaton ke sannate itne bhi nahi gehre,
Subah to honi hi hai, thoda intezaar zaroori hai

Iraade behek sakte hai, kadam bhi gumraah ho sakte hai
Manzil paane ka junoon atal hai magar, fir aur kya zaroori hai

Gar vishawas aur ummid saath hai to kuch namumkin nahi,
Aur hai bhi to uska mumkin hona zaroori hai

Jhoom uthega man jab sulajh jaayengi uljhane
Khushiya to milti hai sabko, par unhe rakh paana zaroori hai

Samna karo to Kuch nahi tikta der tak
Mushkile khud-hi to mitne se rahi, unse takrana zaroori hai

Jaanta hoon ki sabra ka imtehaan zaroor hoga
Azmaaish tabhi hoti hai, jab uska hona zaroori hai

Gar haarne ki fikra karu to shaayad abhi haar jaaunga
Mujhe to jeetna hai bas, marne tak ladna zaroori hai

Sirf baaton se kuch saabit nahi hota
Dum hai, to dikhana zaroori hai

Apni awaaz ko dabaneka main nahi aadi
Main zinda hoon aur zindaa nazar aana zaroori hai