The mallu facts:-

(An unoffensive jest – With all due respect to the South Indian Community)

1) What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called?
    IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
    In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
    He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
    To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
    To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
    He zimbly jembd oud of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
    MOON – Yem Woh, yet yanother Woh and Yen. 

What is a Malayali management graduate called?
    Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
    He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
      An Oto.

11) Where does he pray?
      In a Temble, Charch or a Maask.

12) Who is Bruce Lee’s best friend?
      A Malaya-Lee of goarse.

13) Name the yonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don’t werk hard?
      Kerala.